|Things to do to get kicked out of a mall...
||[Mar. 26th, 2005|01:51 pm]
jamie, joy, ilana, erica
1. Cough really loud and obnoxiously when you see someone walking by|
2. Pretend to sneeze a million times really loudly
3. Complain about your bad allergies or asthma even if you don't have any
4. If somebody asks you if you need help, make a face at them and tell them that you don't feel too well
5. Sing random songs really loudly for everyone to hear
6. Spray perfume in stores that have it
7. Stand at the cash register at claire's arguing over what you want to get (while spraying britney spears perfume)
8. If there are papers somewhere to sign up for something, write in something random and put it in the box
9. Ask people if they're familiar with LOTR
10. Go into a store that has underwear and wear a thong on your head
11. Shout out "me gusta!" or "no me gusta!" at random times.
12. If the cashier asks you to pay for example $1.87 ask them, "what's one thousand and eighty seven cents?"